Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Westminster Wasp - Gotye Got Maths


 

<< You’re just a theorem that I used to #KNO >>


 

I love to think of when we derived together

Like when you said you felt so happy to divide

Told myself that right angles are so sweet

But felt so unique in your company

But that was love and it's a prime I still remember


 

 You can get addicted to a certain kind of mathness

 Like summation to the end

 Always the end

 So when our logic could not cross the fence

 Well you said that we would still be friends

 But I’m so glad that it was all so hyperbolic

 


 You didn't have to cut TI off

 Make out like it never happened

 And that we were null sets

 I don't even need Mersenne

 But you put me in a prism

 Integration is rough

 


 Derivatives that stoop so low

 Have your friends break the pi records

 And then change your number

 Duality has magic flow

 Now you're just a formula I used to know

 


 Now I think of all those proofs you had to do over

 But had me believing it was always something that I'd done

 And I don't wanna prove that way

 Calculating every word you say

 You said that you could play some Go

 And I wouldn't catch you ripping a theorem you used to know...

 


 But Newton did not cut me off

 You say the apple never happened

 And that Calc was nothing

 And I don't even need Lie Groups

 Polya’s Theorem is no stranger

 And that feels so rough

 


 Trig identities are fun to know

 All your friends are Twin Prime records

 And then change your number

 I guess that I don't need that though

 Now you're just a Theorem that I used to know

 

 A Theorem

 I used to know

 Formulas

 Now you're just identities I used to know

 


 I used to know

 Fields Medal

 Now you're just a hypercube I used to know

 I used to know

 that I used to know

 I used to know

 Sum Buddy

 

by ICE-J (8-8-2013)

 

Newton challenged the status quo and wrote a book revising ancient chronologies:

https://www.amazon.com/Newtons-Revised-History-Ancient-Kingdoms/dp/0890515565

I do something similar in my book Is a Young Earth Possible?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788

Use the "Look Inside" feature to find out more.


 

Search "Calc is EZ" on UToob (look for the hammer):

https://youtu.be/xH3Bbl6lC-4

#i1UVπ_DUq


 

My book Calculus is Easy:

https://www.amazon.com/Calculus-Easy-Jay-Hall-ebook/dp/B00B3YWYNI

 

First Century of π ...

https://youtu.be/3HRkKznJoZA

#OMG ... Our Magnificent God gave us the Great Gift of Mathz:

https://app.box.com/s/anoibqnmw1rhftr2l4jvnlse3eqzunpy

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

get ur Alt-Sci swag on: https://totalyouth.us/merch

 

 

#KNO #KnowledgeNecessitatesObservation #YoungEarth #Polya #ProblemSolving #How2_SolveIt #YoungEarthScience #YES #YoungEarthPossible #IYEP #Mersenne #FrenchMonk #Poly_Math #Newton #LieGroupz #Mathz #Primez #HyperCube #hyperbolic #MyFriend_TI #MarchMathness #proof #Gotπ_q #GO #NewtonsApple #GEN3 #Fall #TheCurse #AdamAndEve #FieldsMedal #CalcIs_EZ #hammer #TwinPrimes137_139 #Thm #QED #ID #IntelligentDesign #MathAndCreation #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED 

Tuesday, March 14, 2023

Westminster Wasp - News of the Weird


Dear CNN (& ur sis NCN): the following are made-up stories … they are not real news!  They are for the purpose of humor and satire.


 

War In Ukraine Ends, Biden Shifts Funds to Activist Group

Biden decided Friday to cut off funding to Ukraine and give $4.23B to the Diversity = Incredible Coalition for Alternative Living.  The D=iC4@L has been pugnacious in its vindication of #LKmMR→πα▒½ rights for centuries (this one & the last one).  But just in case hostilities re-ignite, you better get down to #TractorSupply & get your lead-lined (Pb) Nuclear Holocaust Safety Dome to protect your family (& pets). 

 

Former Miss Climate Girl of 2022 Sheds Crown and Joins Inuit Tribe

Gretta “how dare you” Thornburg (b. 3-3-03) has gotten tired of climate and has joined the Inuit tribe.  “Whales are pretty tasty with a little catsup,” Gretta reported.  In case you doubt her existence, here’s the proof (not my site, not my creation):

https://www.facebook.com/gretta.thornburg/

Gretta is the real #AntiHero


 

No More Crop Cicles “R” Us

The very last #CropCircles “R” Us location has finally closed in Gravity, Iowa.  Once a booming business with out of this world sales, CCRUS once had 1,257 stores - from King City, CA to Orange, VA.  Former Presbyterian minister Gill Mebster said, “Tin foil hats are effective in repelling the ghastly diseases associated with crop circles.”  BTW, PRESBYTERIANS & BRITNEY SPEARS have the same letters … spooky huh?     


 

Vulkinz Adopt Young Earth Minority Report

Aliens land in Cleveland and declare that Young Earth Science is real!  They recommend the following two books for curious Earthlings …

IS A YOUNG EARTH POSSIBLE?

   https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788

YES – YOUNG EARTH SCIENCE

   https://www.amazon.com/YES-WorldView-Fallacies-Collapse-Darwinism/dp/0692320075

Afterwards, they consulted with Ross Perot’s (d. 2019) stunt double.

“But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.” (Mk. 10:6).  #JesusRevolution

 

Signs – Mel Gibson (2002):

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286106/

 

Auntie Nero – [Be]Trayal-Or-Swift:

https://youtu.be/b1kbLwvqugk

 

#PureFlix (the perfect alternative):

https://www.pureflix.com/

 

No More Bikini:

https://www.bikiniatoll.info/nuclear-testing-at-bikini-atoll/

 

Is the Alt-Life rational?

https://ignatius.com/making-gay-okay-gamp/

 

The Same Sex Controversy by James White & Jeff Niell:

https://www.amazon.com/Same-Sex-Controversy-Clarifying-Homosexuality/dp/0764225243/

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

 

#TaylorSwift #AntiHero #GretaThunberg #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #Next_ICE_AGE #WeatherHysteria #Vulkinz #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED #MelGibson #Alien #UFO #ALF #Alternativez #BB6640 #JN3_16 #ONE_WAY #WAR #Peace #WeirdNews #Fracted