Tuesday, March 14, 2023

Westminster Wasp - News of the Weird


Dear CNN (& ur sis NCN): the following are made-up stories … they are not real news!  They are for the purpose of humor and satire.


 

War In Ukraine Ends, Biden Shifts Funds to Activist Group

Biden decided Friday to cut off funding to Ukraine and give $4.23B to the Diversity = Incredible Coalition for Alternative Living.  The D=iC4@L has been pugnacious in its vindication of #LKmMR→πα▒½ rights for centuries (this one & the last one).  But just in case hostilities re-ignite, you better get down to #TractorSupply & get your lead-lined (Pb) Nuclear Holocaust Safety Dome to protect your family (& pets). 

 

Former Miss Climate Girl of 2022 Sheds Crown and Joins Inuit Tribe

Gretta “how dare you” Thornburg (b. 3-3-03) has gotten tired of climate and has joined the Inuit tribe.  “Whales are pretty tasty with a little catsup,” Gretta reported.  In case you doubt her existence, here’s the proof (not my site, not my creation):

https://www.facebook.com/gretta.thornburg/

Gretta is the real #AntiHero


 

No More Crop Cicles “R” Us

The very last #CropCircles “R” Us location has finally closed in Gravity, Iowa.  Once a booming business with out of this world sales, CCRUS once had 1,257 stores - from King City, CA to Orange, VA.  Former Presbyterian minister Gill Mebster said, “Tin foil hats are effective in repelling the ghastly diseases associated with crop circles.”  BTW, PRESBYTERIANS & BRITNEY SPEARS have the same letters … spooky huh?     


 

Vulkinz Adopt Young Earth Minority Report

Aliens land in Cleveland and declare that Young Earth Science is real!  They recommend the following two books for curious Earthlings …

IS A YOUNG EARTH POSSIBLE?

   https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788

YES – YOUNG EARTH SCIENCE

   https://www.amazon.com/YES-WorldView-Fallacies-Collapse-Darwinism/dp/0692320075

Afterwards, they consulted with Ross Perot’s (d. 2019) stunt double.

“But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.” (Mk. 10:6).  #JesusRevolution

 

Signs – Mel Gibson (2002):

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286106/

 

Auntie Nero – [Be]Trayal-Or-Swift:

https://youtu.be/b1kbLwvqugk

 

#PureFlix (the perfect alternative):

https://www.pureflix.com/

 

No More Bikini:

https://www.bikiniatoll.info/nuclear-testing-at-bikini-atoll/

 

Is the Alt-Life rational?

https://ignatius.com/making-gay-okay-gamp/

 

The Same Sex Controversy by James White & Jeff Niell:

https://www.amazon.com/Same-Sex-Controversy-Clarifying-Homosexuality/dp/0764225243/

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

 

#TaylorSwift #AntiHero #GretaThunberg #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #Next_ICE_AGE #WeatherHysteria #Vulkinz #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED #MelGibson #Alien #UFO #ALF #Alternativez #BB6640 #JN3_16 #ONE_WAY #WAR #Peace #WeirdNews #Fracted  


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