Dear CNN (& ur sis NCN): the following are made-up stories … they are not real news! They are for the purpose of humor and satire.
War In Ukraine Ends, Biden Shifts
Funds to Activist Group
Biden decided Friday to cut
off funding to Ukraine and give $4.23B to the Diversity = Incredible Coalition
for Alternative Living. The D=iC4@L has
been pugnacious in its vindication of #LKmMR→πα▒½ rights for centuries (this one
& the last one). But just in case
hostilities re-ignite, you better get down to #TractorSupply & get your lead-lined
(Pb) Nuclear Holocaust Safety Dome to protect your family (& pets).
Former Miss Climate Girl of
2022 Sheds Crown and Joins Inuit Tribe
Gretta “how dare you” Thornburg
(b. 3-3-03) has gotten tired of climate and has joined the Inuit tribe. “Whales are pretty tasty with a little
catsup,” Gretta reported. In case you
doubt her existence, here’s the proof (not my site, not my creation):
https://www.facebook.com/gretta.thornburg/
Gretta is the real
#AntiHero
No More Crop Cicles “R” Us
The very last #CropCircles “R”
Us location has finally closed in Gravity, Iowa. Once a booming business with out of this world
sales, CCRUS once had 1,257 stores - from King City, CA to Orange, VA. Former Presbyterian minister Gill Mebster
said, “Tin foil hats are effective in repelling the ghastly diseases associated
with crop circles.” BTW, PRESBYTERIANS
& BRITNEY SPEARS have the same letters … spooky huh?
Vulkinz Adopt Young Earth
Minority Report
Aliens land in Cleveland and
declare that Young Earth Science is real!
They recommend the following two books for curious Earthlings …
IS A YOUNG EARTH POSSIBLE?
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788
YES – YOUNG EARTH SCIENCE
https://www.amazon.com/YES-WorldView-Fallacies-Collapse-Darwinism/dp/0692320075
Afterwards, they consulted
with Ross Perot’s (d. 2019) stunt double.
“But from the beginning of the creation God made them male
and female.” (Mk. 10:6). #JesusRevolution
Signs – Mel Gibson (2002):
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286106/
Auntie Nero – [Be]Trayal-Or-Swift:
#PureFlix (the perfect alternative):
No More Bikini:
https://www.bikiniatoll.info/nuclear-testing-at-bikini-atoll/
Is the Alt-Life rational?
https://ignatius.com/making-gay-okay-gamp/
The Same Sex Controversy by
James White & Jeff Niell:
https://www.amazon.com/Same-Sex-Controversy-Clarifying-Homosexuality/dp/0764225243/
my site: https://totalyouth.us/
#TaylorSwift #AntiHero #GretaThunberg #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #Next_ICE_AGE #WeatherHysteria #Vulkinz #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED #MelGibson #Alien #UFO #ALF #Alternativez #BB6640 #JN3_16 #ONE_WAY #WAR #Peace #WeirdNews #Fracted
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