Westminster Wasp - Anti-ZERO

 

 >> Anti-ZERO <<

This orb of #Whackz oll waze gets older, but never wiser

#BigTime just gives me the swoonz

Maths depression geekz mii down, like #ZERO people

I've nulled-out, just like TV's #Zoom

 

I knew that 4567 goes for prime pri¢es

We must all stryve for #ZERO vices

Not perfect, but Christ is

Tale as old as thyme

Woke #UP dreaming from the dreaming

#ZERO_Day I'll watch as you're weaving

Cause zero limits can be #MEME ing [lim, x→0, sin(x)/x]

4 infinite time [cf. Gabriel's Horn, see below]

 

It's me, π

Mathy problem, it's e [≈2.72]

At #Tea_Time, everybody wants T

I'll stare directly at the Σum, but never @ the terror

It must be a tease deriving #Rootz for the #Anti_ZERO

 

Sometimes, I feel like every1 is a #prime 4 #Hades

And I'm the monster on the #kill

#Too_BIG to hang out, crunching fractals 4 the #CityPlannerz

Punched through #DeHart & I'm 2 blame ...

 

Lana Del Rey knows #Gospel versus altruism

Like some kinda Math-Whiz Con-Man ‼

Tale as old as #Y6K

I keep dreaming of Wine & #Skiddlez

One day I'll solve the dire elliptic #Riddlez

#MyThesaurus will lose all its meanings

4 the last #Rhyme

 

I've always found harmonic functions kinda funny ☺

Near Death Convergence never will

Der Riddler's wife, Lorena, hides Gödel's #DarkLogic and screams out

She's "laughing" loud at us from Hell

  -- ICE-J (5-8-23 AD ╬)

 

How many ancient king lists (~Sumerian King List) go back millions of years? ... #ZERO !

How many errors or contradictions are there in the Bible? ... #ZERO ‼

How many times has #AOC spoken the truth in public announcements in 2023?  My estimate: T(AOC)≈0

What is the opposite of 0?  Why ∞ of course!

 

He gives more grace. Therefore He says:

“God resists the proud,

But gives grace to the humble.”

Therefore submit to God. Resist the devil and he will flee from you.

  -- James 4:6,7

"The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately sick; who can understand it?" (Jer. 17:9)

"I have seen everything that is done under the sun, and behold, all is vanity and a striving after wind. ... For in much wisdom is much vexation, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow." (Eccl. 1:14,18)

"The hopes of the godly result in happiness, but the expectations of the wicked come to nothing." (Pr. 10:28, NLT).

 

By this gospel you are saved, if you hold firmly to the word I preached to you. Otherwise, you have believed in vain.  For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures.

  -- 1 Cor. 15:2-4

 

"Frankly Scarlett, this dear job of #LIFE is not all a bed of #BeerAndSkittles ..."

  -- Jay L. Hall M.S. (defender of Young Earth Science) 

 

YES Virginia, there really was a Zero Mostel (d. 1977):

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0609216/

He played Tevye in “Fiddler on the Roof” on Broadway:

https://www.nytimes.com/1977/09/09/archives/zero-mostel-dies-of-heart-failure-at-62-zero-mostel-is-dead-at-62.html

However, Chaim Topol, who passed away in March, acted out the role for the film:

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/arts/israeli-actor-chaim-topol-known-for-role-of-tevye-in-fidler-on-the-roof-dies-at-87

So ... does that make #Topol the real #Anti_ZERO ??

 

#Anti_Hero - Taylor Swift:

https://youtu.be/b1kbLwvqugk

 

If you're a Ph.D. Art Historian & can explain this to me, I'd love to hear it ...

Just click the "CONTACT" button @ the top:

https://totalyouth.us/

 

When is "Tea Time"?  More importantly, when is t(0)?

I claim it was just thousands of years ago >>

Is a Young Earth Possible?  ★★★★½

  https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788

YES - Young Earth Science  ★★★★

   https://www.amazon.com/YES-WorldView-Fallacies-Collapse-Darwinism/dp/0692320075

 

First show ever of #Zoom ♪ ♫

https://youtu.be/kWovTxC-KPY

 

Thx to Eric Cartagena for the #AOC graphic:

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/josearizaga_activity-7060473134277156864-2uoF?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop

 

Thx to Fermat's Library for this cool #Maths fact - 4567 is the only prime with four consecutive increasing digits:

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/fermatslibrary_this-is-the-only-prime-with-four-consecutive-activity-7060954047289196544-H5vQ?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop

 

Gabriel's Horn - Maths Paradox:

https://www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/8m1rof/seemingly_obvious_things_that_are_actually_false/

 

Riddler's wife "Lorena" >>

https://www.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/comments/ygpcl2/riddlers_wife_lorena_who_is_she_catwoman_lonely/

 

Shot Thru the ♥ & #ur2 Blame ...

https://youtu.be/iWIF8_DqW44

I know I'm #LivinOnPrayer ╬ <><

https://youtu.be/FgLKVYaEcW8

#BonJovi #OohWah #OohWah #WayOf½

Shout to the Lord - Apologetix:

https://youtu.be/FZlTkGA_kkY

#ROM5_1to5 #BadDaze

 

#LDR LP's of 2025 ...

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/future-lana-del-rey-albums

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

 

#Fermat_LI #Maths #Mathz #JN3_16 #LanaDelRey #Alone #Aloner #Alonest  #Anti_ZERO #TooSwiftLee #TaylorSwift #LanaDelRey #BonJovi #HalfWayThere

#YES #YoungEarth #YoungEarthScience #YETI #YoungEarthTheoryIntelligence #Apologetix #chemtrailz #Year2025 #HarmonicFunction #HarmonicSeries #JudasKiss #betrayal #WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED

Westminster Wasp - News of the Weird 4

 

** Dear CBS/PBS/ELS: the following is satire ...

  >> Joe Biden & Alien Friend Caught RED Handed Eating Bugz <<

One of the faves of #SleepyJoe are the headbanging termites (e.g. Macrotermes natalensis) which make rapid vibrations in the tunnels of their gigantic nest-mounds when danger is near:

https://www.icr.org/article/headbanging-termites

 

According to "sources," the #WhiteHouseWonder has been eating bugs & nothing but bugs for the past #TwentySevenDays ...

Fried crickets are yummy ... with bacon & cheese ‼

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/25/health/insects-feed-save-planet-wellness/index.html

 

  >> Scott Adams Teams UP with Eggbert to Push Pro-Baby & YES Truth <<

Dilbert has come out of the closet with his pro-human views and now says, "Babies are people too!"  Adams has joined forces with Eggbert, and his twin Eggberta, to share the gospel of #Life >>

https://www.cafepress.com/originaleggbert

In one episode, we read this ...

  Eggbert: I think humanity is young, otherwise, there'd be tons more kids.

  Eggberta: For sure, just go ask our Neanderthal cousins, cuz.

  Eggbert:  And if Man is young, the Earth could bee too.

  Eggberta: That could also apply to the Planets!

An interview with Adams from our competition:

https://babylonbee.libsyn.com/episode-23-loser-think-with-scott-adams

This book provides evidence for a youthful Solar System:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788

 

  >> Elon Musk - #Renee_Sauce Man <<

Elon "SpaceY" Musk has invented a new steak sauce after his distant cousin (thrice removed) Renee.  Beats antz any day ...  #X_dot_com founder Musk, after he had partied like it was #Year1999 invented #DieSchaufel in a stupendous groundbreaking move.  Yesterday, Musk invested $8.8B into his cousin Pretoria's (4x removed) new invention the "dark-sucker" aka #Lyte [thx #DrSci ] ...  During my research last nite on this amazing polymath, I read his latest book How I Developed #AntiGrav ... I couldn't put it down.  Last week Musk crushed the foreign-owned #SocMed TirkLL because they Tick-Talked too much‼ 

Later, Elon visited Mrs. Hippie in Possumneck (107 miles from Whynot) & bought her calendar company, My Thyme is Ur Rhyme.  Tragically, the two member gang known as the #FragrantVagrantz stole the calendar ... they each got 6 months (Film @ 11).  He announced WED that his team will be working on a photon powered vehicle made of spaghetti & Cu pennies, dubbing it #PastaLoot

... The prototype will be revealed on Maye 33rd.

 

  >> Mickey Tesla's Latest Bold & Fresh Maths Discoveries <<

Nikola Tesla's cousin (5x removed), Mickey, has recently found some cool Math truths.  There exist special numbers such that the sum of its digits is equal to the sum of the digits in its prime factorization [Wilansky-Smith #'s].  Mickey noticed that his ½-bro Gospić's phone number 493-7775 has this property:

4,937,775=3(5)(5)(65837) while 4+9+3+7+7+7+5=3+5+5+6+5+8+3+7=42.

Mickey also found that π²[7^(e-1/e)-9] ≈ 867.5309 ... amazingly, that's the phone number of Sam & Dave's Haus of FUN (~ Dayve & Busterz) - ask for "Jennifer."  

 

** we now take a break from our satire to provide this #RealityCheck ...

 

  >> Ninja Turtle Jeff Durbin Breaks the #NET (Film @ 11) <<

#ThisReporter had the privilege to meet Jeff "Ninja Turtle" Durbin @ the Texas Abolition Rally in Austin (MAR 2021).  Reports that Durbin can jump over the Devon Tower (OKC, 844') at a single leap have not been confirmed.

Jeff interviews Ben Shapiro:

https://youtu.be/oIiRJ-5NlkM

Jeff Durbin Confronts Militant Atheist:

https://youtu.be/tBP1f92fezs

Jeff's testimony (it's #hot ‼):

https://youtu.be/AiuyDgzDU0Q

YES, he does #LateNite too ...

Leland Klassen #SleeperAgent #lip_BALB ‼ ‼ >>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqozY3fhCvU

Durbin opens 2 bottle caps (vertical & horizontal) in 2 kicks:

https://youtu.be/SRmMLKcl8NI

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

 

more about #Elon >>

https://www.biography.com/business-leaders/elon-musk

 

more about Wilansky-Smith Numbers (e.g. 121 ==> 1+2+1=1+1+1+1=4):

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/pat-ballew-5b1935102_numbertrivia-activity-7058773758395740160-y8cS?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop

 

YES Virginia, there really is a #DieSchaufel >>

https://www.zoominfo.com/c/die-schaufel/561574639

 

more about #Tesla ...

https://teslaresearch.jimdofree.com/biography-1856-1943/

 

#JennyPower ...

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=%28pi%5E2%29*%287%5E%28e-1%2Fe%29-9%29+

 

The 27th Day (1957) #SciFi >>

https://youtu.be/YMmUzchdAtk

 

#MegaKudos to the following for help with the #LAFs ...

The Best Worst Dad Jokes by Sandy Silverthorne (Revell, Grand Rapids, MI, 2022).

 

"A cheerful disposition is good for your health; gloom and doom leave you bone-tired." (Pr. 17:22 MSG)

 

#Headbanging #termites #danger #mounds #Africa #Sputnik #Maths #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #YoungEarthScience #YES #WestminsterWaspWED #WestminsterWasp #Jesus #God #Bible #DeepTime #YoungEarth #OEF #OldEarthFallacies #Genesis #Elon #Musk #Pretoria #Maye #SouthAfrica #Renee #HallOfHumor #Mickey #HeyMickey ♪ #BenShapiro #WiredNotFired #BreakTheNewz

Westminster Wasp - Gotye Got Maths

 

<< You’re just a theorem that I used to #KNO >>

 

I love to think of when we derived together

Like when you said you felt so happy to divide

Told myself that right angles are so sweet

But felt so unique in your company

But that was love and it's a prime I still remember

 

 You can get addicted to a certain kind of mathness

 Like summation to the end

 Always the end

 So when our logic could not cross the fence

 Well you said that we would still be friends

 But I’m so glad that it was all so hyperbolic

 

 You didn't have to cut TI off

 Make out like it never happened

 And that we were null sets

 I don't even need Mersenne

 But you put me in a prism

 Integration is rough

 

 Derivatives that stoop so low

 Have your friends break the pi records

 And then change your number

 Duality has magic flow

 Now you're just a formula I used to know

 

 Now I think of all those proofs you had to do over

 But had me believing it was always something that I'd done

 And I don't wanna prove that way

 Calculating every word you say

 You said that you could play some Go

 And I wouldn't catch you ripping a theorem you used to know...

 

 But Newton did not cut me off

 You say the apple never happened

 And that Calc was nothing

 And I don't even need Lie Groups

 Polya’s Theorem is no stranger

 And that feels so rough

 

 Trig identities are fun to know

 All your friends are Twin Prime records

 And then change your number

 I guess that I don't need that though

 Now you're just a Theorem that I used to know

 

 A Theorem

 I used to know

 Formulas

 Now you're just identities I used to know

 

 I used to know

 Fields Medal

 Now you're just a hypercube I used to know

 I used to know

 that I used to know

 I used to know

 Sum Buddy

 

by ICE-J (8-8-2013)

 

Newton challenged the status quo and wrote a book revising ancient chronologies:

https://www.amazon.com/Newtons-Revised-History-Ancient-Kingdoms/dp/0890515565

I do something similar in my book Is a Young Earth Possible?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788

Use the "Look Inside" feature to find out more.

 

Search "Calc is EZ" on UToob (look for the hammer):

https://youtu.be/xH3Bbl6lC-4

#i1UVπ_DUq

 

My book Calculus is Easy:

https://www.amazon.com/Calculus-Easy-Jay-Hall-ebook/dp/B00B3YWYNI

 

First Century of π ...

https://youtu.be/3HRkKznJoZA

#OMG ... Our Magnificent God gave us the Great Gift of Mathz:

https://app.box.com/s/anoibqnmw1rhftr2l4jvnlse3eqzunpy

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

get ur Alt-Sci swag on: https://totalyouth.us/merch

 

 

#KNO #KnowledgeNecessitatesObservation #YoungEarth #Polya #ProblemSolving #How2_SolveIt #YoungEarthScience #YES #YoungEarthPossible #IYEP #Mersenne #FrenchMonk #Poly_Math #Newton #LieGroupz #Mathz #Primez #HyperCube #hyperbolic #MyFriend_TI #MarchMathness #proof #Gotπ_q #GO #NewtonsApple #GEN3 #Fall #TheCurse #AdamAndEve #FieldsMedal #CalcIs_EZ #hammer #TwinPrimes137_139 #Thm #QED #ID #IntelligentDesign #MathAndCreation #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED