** Dear CBS/PBS/ELS: the following is satire ...
>> Joe Biden & Alien Friend Caught RED Handed Eating Bugz <<
One of the faves of #SleepyJoe are the headbanging termites (e.g. Macrotermes natalensis) which make rapid vibrations in the tunnels of their gigantic nest-mounds when danger is near:
https://www.icr.org/article/headbanging-termites
According to "sources," the #WhiteHouseWonder has been eating bugs & nothing but bugs for the past #TwentySevenDays ...
Fried crickets are yummy ... with bacon & cheese ‼
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/25/health/insects-feed-save-planet-wellness/index.html
>> Scott Adams Teams UP with Eggbert to Push Pro-Baby & YES Truth <<
Dilbert has come out of the closet with his pro-human views and now says, "Babies are people too!" Adams has joined forces with Eggbert, and his twin Eggberta, to share the gospel of #Life >>
https://www.cafepress.com/originaleggbert
In one episode, we read this ...
Eggbert: I think humanity is young, otherwise, there'd be tons more kids.
Eggberta: For sure, just go ask our Neanderthal cousins, cuz.
Eggbert: And if Man is young, the Earth could bee too.
Eggberta: That could also apply to the Planets!
An interview with Adams from our competition:
https://babylonbee.libsyn.com/episode-23-loser-think-with-scott-adams
This book provides evidence for a youthful Solar System:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788
>> Elon Musk - #Renee_Sauce Man <<
Elon "SpaceY" Musk has invented a new steak sauce after his distant cousin (thrice removed) Renee. Beats antz any day ... #X_dot_com founder Musk, after he had partied like it was #Year1999 invented #DieSchaufel in a stupendous groundbreaking move. Yesterday, Musk invested $8.8B into his cousin Pretoria's (4x removed) new invention the "dark-sucker" aka #Lyte [thx #DrSci ] ... During my research last nite on this amazing polymath, I read his latest book How I Developed #AntiGrav ... I couldn't put it down. Last week Musk crushed the foreign-owned #SocMed TirkLL because they Tick-Talked too much‼
Later, Elon visited Mrs. Hippie in Possumneck (107 miles from Whynot) & bought her calendar company, My Thyme is Ur Rhyme. Tragically, the two member gang known as the #FragrantVagrantz stole the calendar ... they each got 6 months (Film @ 11). He announced WED that his team will be working on a photon powered vehicle made of spaghetti & Cu pennies, dubbing it #PastaLoot
... The prototype will be revealed on Maye 33rd.
>> Mickey Tesla's Latest Bold & Fresh Maths Discoveries <<
Nikola Tesla's cousin (5x removed), Mickey, has recently found some cool Math truths. There exist special numbers such that the sum of its digits is equal to the sum of the digits in its prime factorization [Wilansky-Smith #'s]. Mickey noticed that his ½-bro Gospić's phone number 493-7775 has this property:
4,937,775=3(5)(5)(65837) while 4+9+3+7+7+7+5=3+5+5+6+5+8+3+7=42.
Mickey also found that π2[7^(e-1/e)-9] ≈ 867.5309 ... amazingly, that's the phone number of Sam & Dave's Haus of FUN (~ Dayve & Busterz) - ask for "Jennifer."
** we now take a break from our satire to provide this #RealityCheck ...
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>> Ninja Turtle Jeff Durbin Breaks the #NET (Film @ 11) <<
#ThisReporter had the privilege to meet Jeff "Ninja Turtle" Durbin @ the Texas Abolition Rally in Austin (MAR 2021). Reports that Durbin can jump over the Devon Tower (OKC, 844') at a single leap have not been confirmed.
Jeff interviews Ben Shapiro:
Jeff Durbin Confronts Militant Atheist:
Jeff's testimony (it's #hot ‼):
YES, he does #LateNite too ...
Leland Klassen #SleeperAgent #lip_BALB ‼ ‼ >>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqozY3fhCvU
Durbin opens 2 bottle caps (vertical & horizontal) in 2 kicks:
my site: https://totalyouth.us/
more about #Elon >>
https://www.biography.com/business-leaders/elon-musk
more about Wilansky-Smith Numbers (e.g. 121 ==> 1+2+1=1+1+1+1=4):
YES Virginia, there really is a #DieSchaufel >>
https://www.zoominfo.com/c/die-schaufel/561574639
more about #Tesla ...
https://teslaresearch.jimdofree.com/biography-1856-1943/
#JennyPower ...
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=%28pi%5E2%29*%287%5E%28e-1%2Fe%29-9%29+
The 27th Day (1957) #SciFi >>
#MegaKudos to the following for help with the #LAFs ...
The Best Worst Dad Jokes by Sandy Silverthorne (Revell, Grand Rapids, MI, 2022).
"A cheerful disposition is good for your health; gloom and doom leave you bone-tired." (Pr. 17:22 MSG)
#Headbanging #termites #danger #mounds #Africa #Sputnik #Maths
#TrueTruth #TotalYouth #YoungEarthScience #YES #WestminsterWaspWED #WestminsterWasp
#Jesus #God #Bible #DeepTime #YoungEarth #OEF #OldEarthFallacies #Genesis #Elon
#Musk #Pretoria #Maye #SouthAfrica #Renee #HallOfHumor #Mickey #HeyMickey ♪ #BenShapiro
#WiredNotFired #BreakTheNewz
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