Bobby’s stuck in quicksand
He'll look around the Earth, he won't tell you his plan
He's got an OLD Fallacy
Hanging out with his peers, he's an OEF* kid
He found that dissing YES** is fun
In his dad's day the ancient Earth sings
And I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you
All the other kids with their trumped up tricks
You'd better run, better run, go fast Young One
All the other kids with their trumped up tricks
We'd better run, we can kick but we can’t pull it
Daddy hawks a long age
He gives the rocks a date - it’s an Old Earth date
And he's bringing me a surprise
'Cause winners date the planet and it's packed in ice***
Earth’s waited for a long time
With the sleight of my hand Earth Age is so much bigger
I reason so they all forget
And say, "Your hair's on fire, you must have lost
your wits"
*Old Earth Fallacies
**Young Earth Science
***during the
Ice Age