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Wednesday, November 12, 2025

I Want to be Re-Dated! ♫

♪ I Want To Be Re-Dated! ♫

https://storage.aisongmaker.io/audio/09cf7b2c-8eb4-4dd8-9748-e010e00caedb.mp3

 

Creation's Gross of Hours:

https://storage.aisongmaker.io/audio/faf55674-6013-4828-8c7b-4d0e558784bd.mp3

 

-- I Want To Be Re-Dated! --

Creation Days of 24 hours I know

I wanna be Re-Dated

Nothin' too High and now get Low

I wanna be Re-Dated

Just get me to a Bible

Help me shun my shame

Worry Darwin Worry, before we lose our brain!

I can't control #BigScience

We must refute their claims!

 

Creation's gross* of hours, oh so long ago

I wanna be Re-Dated

Deep Time is doomed, thousands now show

I wanna be Re-Dated

Plz. save mii from Pub-Ed-Care**

Let me see the #Rain [Gen. 7:12]

Worry Darwin Worry, don't waste ur DNA!

I can't control the NSF

I must be #Bold & Brave‼

 

2020 Vision will defeat the #Foe

I wanna be Re-Dated

No Time Machine - No #DrWho ?

I wanna be Re-Dated

Don't $ell me Deep Time's Rhyme-Share

Just get the facts that show

Wield Darwin Weald, 300M? Oh No!***

Hurry Blurry Curry before I go loco

I can control what lingers [Rev. 3:2]

I can make YES from "NO's"****

Oh No! #DeepTime #NO‼

Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah

I wanna be Re-Dated!

   -- ice-j (5-20-25)

 

The Coconino Sandstone of the Grand Canyon formed quickly and underwater.  You can also find this formation in Arizona, Colorado, Nevada & Utah (kinda like a Global Flood or something):  

https://youtu.be/N6uoV7fGzZ4


Was Darwin worried?  From a letter to Charles Lyell:

 

I rejoice profoundly; for thinking of the many cases of men pursuing an illusion for years, often and often a cold shudder has run through me and I have asked myself whether I may not have devoted my life to a phantasy.  Now I look at it as morally impossible that investigators of truth like you and [Sir Joseph Dalton]  Hooker can be wholly wrong; and therefore I feel that I may rest in peace.

https://www.darwinproject.ac.uk/letter/?docId=letters/DCP-LETT-2543.xml

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us

our BIG "hit" ♪

https://youtu.be/RpFJ0fKT8M0

 

Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated:

https://youtu.be/bm51ihfi1p4

 

Sedated Lyrix ...

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ramones/iwannabesedated.html

 

*gross=144=6*24

**mandatory public education


*** Darwin discussed the “denudation of the Weald,” that is the time it took to erode chalk and other beds in southern England.  Darwin said 300M years, whereas the standard geologic estimate is 60M years (YES - Young Earth Science, p. 41).

https://www.amazon.com/YES-WorldView-Fallacies-Darwinism-2014-11-14/dp/B01K3RF10I

**** NO to YES >>

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/jay-hall-m-s-b64526a_future-truetruth-creation-activity-7322800832746323968-61Vd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop&rcm=ACoAAAHbbPwBBTN3-5NHy1Ow3Aqgq-KCW2E14ew

 

** kudos - graphic source:

https://storage.aisongmaker.io/image2/09cf7b2c-8eb4-4dd8-9748-e010e00caedb.png

>> OLD >>>

https://chatgpt.com/c/682cf73e-6428-8005-a173-7bfa3a4a5d1b

 

#GrandCanyon #DeepTime #Y6K #YES #YoungEarthScience #Creationista #Geology #Earth #Thousands_not_Billions #Darwin #Lyell #Hooker #PubEd #PubEd_Victims #BrainWash #4004BC #Ussher #GlobalFlood #Noah  #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #Ramones ♪ #Sedated #Coconino #GrandCanyon #DeepTime #RhymeShare #TimeShare $$ #Gospel ╬ #JN316 #Heaven ↑ #Y6K #YES #YoungEarthScience #Creationista #def #Geology #Golly_ima_Tree ☺☺ #Earth #evo_emo  #Thousands_not_Billions #HOD #HistoryObservationDevice #scifi #Darwin #Lyell #Hooker #Got_Rox #salamander #PubEd #PubEd_VictimZ #BrainWash #MK_Cultra #Mine_Control #DeepThoughtz #Weild_the_Sword #EPH6_17 #Weald_Erosion #300M_vs_60M ?? #4004BC #Ussher ♫ #loco #muy_loco #Genesis #Gen1to11 #GlobalFlood #Noah #NOAA #Rainbow_COV #Gen9_8to17

Thursday, February 17, 2022

The Truth About Monkey Business (Don't Steal My Fame #300)

Please help our parody video crash the #300 mark:

https://tinyurl.com/2tpf7njn

 

For more about the book on the shelf, Monkey Business: True Story of the Scopes Trial by Olasky & Perry, see here.

 

A song with a similar title is pretty cool:

https://youtu.be/Vf-eubDnRkM

Blessings, Jay ☺

 

#TingTings #NotMyName #Parody #Weird #MonkeyBusiness #Olasky #Perry

#Cool #Biological #Essentialism #HumanExceptionalism #Darwin #Oink #Gordy #ScopesTrial

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Please Don't Dis My Tribe (ice-j)

Look inside of my soul and you can find the old memories of life
Look inside of your soul and you can find truth is for real
I can see the changes
I can feel a bold life
I always knew life could be strangerous
I can say that I like a challenge and it won't be painless
Do you know what truth is?
How can I tell this story?
When the bias blind is hanging with ya
Fell on my face and I just saw stars
Another Zeitgeist living way in my heart
Thought the earth was old, saw it in a flick
Native Americans shared the news for years
Just don't resent what I'm making of this
Old Gov Wilkinson heard the facts
Yellowstone is live and really rocks!
Big Geo says 70K, but that's a crock

Trending young earth changes
YES, Young Earth Science is just gonna be famous
Our lovely planet did not go through a billion stages
For me that's amazing
That's no blank check, with all due respect take time and hear this

I am a winner
YES, Young Earth Science wins again
Please forgive me
Just learn with me
Stuff I don't understand
Knowledge don't stand alone
Please don't dis my tribe (2x)
I can feel the energy of our planet that sways
I got my drink I got my music I will share it but today I'm yelling
Please don't dis my tribe (4x)

The Great Spirit sent a prophet to the good world he made
Man's evil and corruption was way whack and did not fade
Then the darkness came fast, yeah
The deluge hit the world, total flood on the earth on multiple axles
Oka Falamah and the people doomed
I know what you're scared of, returning waters - no escape
This fact is vital, so watch it now
This truth's revival, tell it like it was


A raft of sassafras logs kept the true prophet afloat
It's way more believable - be very sure to take note
Big bird was circlin' around
He then cried out for help - no, there was none to be found
a little blue bird showed the way to dry land
strong winds led the way - let all understand
the beautiful bird - named Puchi Yushuba

Now there came the changes
I can feel the new world's joy - now Puchi is famous
As the mother of all who've gone through many stages
To me that's amazing
That's no blank check, with all due respect take time and hear this ♫


This is based on the ancient Choctaw legend of the Great Flood.  Our book, YES- Young Earth Science, contains numerous examples of where Native American tradition, indigenous accounts and mythical records contradict mainstream geology.

Native Americans told James Wilkinson governor of Louisiana Territory in the early 1800's that a volcano was in the Yellowstone area.  The last lava flow was supposedly around 70,000 BC by generally accepted dating. [1]
The book Myth and Geology was published by the Geological Society of London which is the oldest geological society in the world.  Earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions and cosmic impacts are described in myths from around the world.  That is, they refer to real events.  The epic of Gilgamesh is just one account of the Great Flood - there are hundreds of such historical recollections from around the world.

ice-j is a member of the Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma.

Note:
1) YES - Young Earth Science by Jay Hall (IDEAS, Big Spring, TX, 2014), p. 30.

graphics:
adapted from "Tatonka Thunder" - StephenMcCullough
adapted from "Heelema" - J. Dylan Cavin


              *** UPDATE ***
Be sure to catch our latest video.  We tackle a potpourri of topics:  Thunder & C-14, Tree Rings & Ammonites,  Norman Macbeth (Darwin Retried), OMNI magazine & censorship ... #Rubio #NormanMacbeth #Darwin #AltMed #TreeRings
Hotep = B @

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

All the Other Kids – Froster and Children

Bobby’s stuck in quicksand
He'll look around the Earth, he won't tell you his plan
He's got an OLD Fallacy
Hanging out with his peers, he's an OEF* kid

He found that dissing YES** is fun
In his dad's day the ancient Earth sings
And I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you

All the other kids with their trumped up tricks
You'd better run, better run, go fast Young One
All the other kids with their trumped up tricks
We'd better run, we can kick but we can’t pull it

Daddy hawks a long age
He gives the rocks a date - it’s an Old Earth date
And he's bringing me a surprise
'Cause winners date the planet and it's packed in ice***

Earth’s waited for a long time
With the sleight of my hand Earth Age is so much bigger
I reason so they all forget
And say, "Your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits"

*Old Earth Fallacies
**Young Earth Science

***during the Ice Age