Westminster Wasp - News of the Weird 4

 

** Dear CBS/PBS/ELS: the following is satire ...

  >> Joe Biden & Alien Friend Caught RED Handed Eating Bugz <<

One of the faves of #SleepyJoe are the headbanging termites (e.g. Macrotermes natalensis) which make rapid vibrations in the tunnels of their gigantic nest-mounds when danger is near:

https://www.icr.org/article/headbanging-termites

 

According to "sources," the #WhiteHouseWonder has been eating bugs & nothing but bugs for the past #TwentySevenDays ...

Fried crickets are yummy ... with bacon & cheese ‼

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/25/health/insects-feed-save-planet-wellness/index.html

 

  >> Scott Adams Teams UP with Eggbert to Push Pro-Baby & YES Truth <<

Dilbert has come out of the closet with his pro-human views and now says, "Babies are people too!"  Adams has joined forces with Eggbert, and his twin Eggberta, to share the gospel of #Life >>

https://www.cafepress.com/originaleggbert

In one episode, we read this ...

  Eggbert: I think humanity is young, otherwise, there'd be tons more kids.

  Eggberta: For sure, just go ask our Neanderthal cousins, cuz.

  Eggbert:  And if Man is young, the Earth could bee too.

  Eggberta: That could also apply to the Planets!

An interview with Adams from our competition:

https://babylonbee.libsyn.com/episode-23-loser-think-with-scott-adams

This book provides evidence for a youthful Solar System:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788

 

  >> Elon Musk - #Renee_Sauce Man <<

Elon "SpaceY" Musk has invented a new steak sauce after his distant cousin (thrice removed) Renee.  Beats antz any day ...  #X_dot_com founder Musk, after he had partied like it was #Year1999 invented #DieSchaufel in a stupendous groundbreaking move.  Yesterday, Musk invested $8.8B into his cousin Pretoria's (4x removed) new invention the "dark-sucker" aka #Lyte [thx #DrSci ] ...  During my research last nite on this amazing polymath, I read his latest book How I Developed #AntiGrav ... I couldn't put it down.  Last week Musk crushed the foreign-owned #SocMed TirkLL because they Tick-Talked too much‼ 

Later, Elon visited Mrs. Hippie in Possumneck (107 miles from Whynot) & bought her calendar company, My Thyme is Ur Rhyme.  Tragically, the two member gang known as the #FragrantVagrantz stole the calendar ... they each got 6 months (Film @ 11).  He announced WED that his team will be working on a photon powered vehicle made of spaghetti & Cu pennies, dubbing it #PastaLoot

... The prototype will be revealed on Maye 33rd.

 

  >> Mickey Tesla's Latest Bold & Fresh Maths Discoveries <<

Nikola Tesla's cousin (5x removed), Mickey, has recently found some cool Math truths.  There exist special numbers such that the sum of its digits is equal to the sum of the digits in its prime factorization [Wilansky-Smith #'s].  Mickey noticed that his ½-bro Gospić's phone number 493-7775 has this property:

4,937,775=3(5)(5)(65837) while 4+9+3+7+7+7+5=3+5+5+6+5+8+3+7=42.

Mickey also found that π²[7^(e-1/e)-9] ≈ 867.5309 ... amazingly, that's the phone number of Sam & Dave's Haus of FUN (~ Dayve & Busterz) - ask for "Jennifer."  

 

** we now take a break from our satire to provide this #RealityCheck ...

 

  >> Ninja Turtle Jeff Durbin Breaks the #NET (Film @ 11) <<

#ThisReporter had the privilege to meet Jeff "Ninja Turtle" Durbin @ the Texas Abolition Rally in Austin (MAR 2021).  Reports that Durbin can jump over the Devon Tower (OKC, 844') at a single leap have not been confirmed.

Jeff interviews Ben Shapiro:

https://youtu.be/oIiRJ-5NlkM

Jeff Durbin Confronts Militant Atheist:

https://youtu.be/tBP1f92fezs

Jeff's testimony (it's #hot ‼):

https://youtu.be/AiuyDgzDU0Q

YES, he does #LateNite too ...

Leland Klassen #SleeperAgent #lip_BALB ‼ ‼ >>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqozY3fhCvU

Durbin opens 2 bottle caps (vertical & horizontal) in 2 kicks:

https://youtu.be/SRmMLKcl8NI

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

 

more about #Elon >>

https://www.biography.com/business-leaders/elon-musk

 

more about Wilansky-Smith Numbers (e.g. 121 ==> 1+2+1=1+1+1+1=4):

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/pat-ballew-5b1935102_numbertrivia-activity-7058773758395740160-y8cS?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop

 

YES Virginia, there really is a #DieSchaufel >>

https://www.zoominfo.com/c/die-schaufel/561574639

 

more about #Tesla ...

https://teslaresearch.jimdofree.com/biography-1856-1943/

 

#JennyPower ...

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=%28pi%5E2%29*%287%5E%28e-1%2Fe%29-9%29+

 

The 27th Day (1957) #SciFi >>

https://youtu.be/YMmUzchdAtk

 

#MegaKudos to the following for help with the #LAFs ...

The Best Worst Dad Jokes by Sandy Silverthorne (Revell, Grand Rapids, MI, 2022).

 

"A cheerful disposition is good for your health; gloom and doom leave you bone-tired." (Pr. 17:22 MSG)

 

#Headbanging #termites #danger #mounds #Africa #Sputnik #Maths #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #YoungEarthScience #YES #WestminsterWaspWED #WestminsterWasp #Jesus #God #Bible #DeepTime #YoungEarth #OEF #OldEarthFallacies #Genesis #Elon #Musk #Pretoria #Maye #SouthAfrica #Renee #HallOfHumor #Mickey #HeyMickey ♪ #BenShapiro #WiredNotFired #BreakTheNewz

Westminster Wasp - Gotye Got Maths

 

<< You’re just a theorem that I used to #KNO >>

 

I love to think of when we derived together

Like when you said you felt so happy to divide

Told myself that right angles are so sweet

But felt so unique in your company

But that was love and it's a prime I still remember

 

 You can get addicted to a certain kind of mathness

 Like summation to the end

 Always the end

 So when our logic could not cross the fence

 Well you said that we would still be friends

 But I’m so glad that it was all so hyperbolic

 

 You didn't have to cut TI off

 Make out like it never happened

 And that we were null sets

 I don't even need Mersenne

 But you put me in a prism

 Integration is rough

 

 Derivatives that stoop so low

 Have your friends break the pi records

 And then change your number

 Duality has magic flow

 Now you're just a formula I used to know

 

 Now I think of all those proofs you had to do over

 But had me believing it was always something that I'd done

 And I don't wanna prove that way

 Calculating every word you say

 You said that you could play some Go

 And I wouldn't catch you ripping a theorem you used to know...

 

 But Newton did not cut me off

 You say the apple never happened

 And that Calc was nothing

 And I don't even need Lie Groups

 Polya’s Theorem is no stranger

 And that feels so rough

 

 Trig identities are fun to know

 All your friends are Twin Prime records

 And then change your number

 I guess that I don't need that though

 Now you're just a Theorem that I used to know

 

 A Theorem

 I used to know

 Formulas

 Now you're just identities I used to know

 

 I used to know

 Fields Medal

 Now you're just a hypercube I used to know

 I used to know

 that I used to know

 I used to know

 Sum Buddy

 

by ICE-J (8-8-2013)

 

Newton challenged the status quo and wrote a book revising ancient chronologies:

https://www.amazon.com/Newtons-Revised-History-Ancient-Kingdoms/dp/0890515565

I do something similar in my book Is a Young Earth Possible?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788

Use the "Look Inside" feature to find out more.

 

Search "Calc is EZ" on UToob (look for the hammer):

https://youtu.be/xH3Bbl6lC-4

#i1UVπ_DUq

 

My book Calculus is Easy:

https://www.amazon.com/Calculus-Easy-Jay-Hall-ebook/dp/B00B3YWYNI

 

First Century of π ...

https://youtu.be/3HRkKznJoZA

#OMG ... Our Magnificent God gave us the Great Gift of Mathz:

https://app.box.com/s/anoibqnmw1rhftr2l4jvnlse3eqzunpy

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

get ur Alt-Sci swag on: https://totalyouth.us/merch

 

 

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Westminster Wasp - News of the Weird

Dear CNN (& ur sis NCN): the following are made-up stories … they are not real news!  They are for the purpose of humor and satire.

 

War In Ukraine Ends, Biden Shifts Funds to Activist Group

Biden decided Friday to cut off funding to Ukraine and give $4.23B to the Diversity = Incredible Coalition for Alternative Living.  The D=iC4@L has been pugnacious in its vindication of #LKmMR→πα▒½ rights for centuries (this one & the last one).  But just in case hostilities re-ignite, you better get down to #TractorSupply & get your lead-lined (Pb) Nuclear Holocaust Safety Dome to protect your family (& pets). 

 

Former Miss Climate Girl of 2022 Sheds Crown and Joins Inuit Tribe

Gretta “how dare you” Thornburg (b. 3-3-03) has gotten tired of climate and has joined the Inuit tribe.  “Whales are pretty tasty with a little catsup,” Gretta reported.  In case you doubt her existence, here’s the proof (not my site, not my creation):

https://www.facebook.com/gretta.thornburg/

Gretta is the real #AntiHero

 

No More Crop Cicles “R” Us

The very last #CropCircles “R” Us location has finally closed in Gravity, Iowa.  Once a booming business with out of this world sales, CCRUS once had 1,257 stores - from King City, CA to Orange, VA.  Former Presbyterian minister Gill Mebster said, “Tin foil hats are effective in repelling the ghastly diseases associated with crop circles.”  BTW, PRESBYTERIANS & BRITNEY SPEARS have the same letters … spooky huh?     

 

Vulkinz Adopt Young Earth Minority Report

Aliens land in Cleveland and declare that Young Earth Science is real!  They recommend the following two books for curious Earthlings …

IS A YOUNG EARTH POSSIBLE?

   https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788

YES – YOUNG EARTH SCIENCE

   https://www.amazon.com/YES-WorldView-Fallacies-Collapse-Darwinism/dp/0692320075

Afterwards, they consulted with Ross Perot’s (d. 2019) stunt double.

“But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.” (Mk. 10:6).  #JesusRevolution

 

Signs – Mel Gibson (2002):

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286106/

 

Auntie Nero – [Be]Trayal-Or-Swift:

https://youtu.be/b1kbLwvqugk

 

#PureFlix (the perfect alternative):

https://www.pureflix.com/

 

No More Bikini:

https://www.bikiniatoll.info/nuclear-testing-at-bikini-atoll/

 

Is the Alt-Life rational?

https://ignatius.com/making-gay-okay-gamp/

 

The Same Sex Controversy by James White & Jeff Niell:

https://www.amazon.com/Same-Sex-Controversy-Clarifying-Homosexuality/dp/0764225243/

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

 

#TaylorSwift #AntiHero #GretaThunberg #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #Next_ICE_AGE #WeatherHysteria #Vulkinz #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED #MelGibson #Alien #UFO #ALF #Alternativez #BB6640 #JN3_16 #ONE_WAY #WAR #Peace #WeirdNews #Fracted  

Or You Can Call Me Ray (Cosmic Quest edition)

 

Or You Can Call Me Ray:

https://youtu.be/Mh-q-kkwT3w

 

Ma Bell (The Telephone Company) created a super cool film series on scientific topics.  I just dug The Strange Case of Cosmic Rays (1957) directed by Frank Capra:

https://youtu.be/k_wt5AFjRQo

 

The film references using isotopes for medicine. John Joly, the physicist who was a pioneer in this area, actually rejected radiometric dating as a reliable geochronometer because of discordant results.  I document this in my prior book:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788

 

Ice cores are brought forth as a friendly witness to an old earth.  But I deny Old Earth Fallacies #OEF and here's why ... the impact of cosmic rays on certain isotopes should vary during magnetic reversals.  However the findings do not match mainstream expectations:   

 

The researchers have a major theoretical problem.  They assume that during a geomagnetic pole reversal, the intensity of the Earth’s magnetic field decreases tenfold, which allows more cosmic rays to form beryllium-10.  The problem is that the effect supposedly occurs only equatorward of 60° latitude, which means that there should be no change in beryllium-10 production above the Antarctic Ice Sheet during a reversal!  So, the process of increasing the concentration over Antarctica under these circumstances becomes speculative. [! in original]

 

From "Still Trying to Make Ice Cores Old" by Michael Oard (2006):

https://answersingenesis.org/environmental-science/ice-age/still-trying-to-make-ice-cores-old/

 

Luis Alvarez (d. 1988) won the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1968:

https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/physics/1968/alvarez/biographical/

He is highlighted in the "Strange Case" video (see above) since he studied cosmic rays and was an innovator with respect to methods of detection.  "One of the unwritten laws of physics is that one really hasn't made a discovery until he has convinced his peers that he has done so." - Luis Alvarez (see p. 284):

https://www.nobelprize.org/uploads/2018/06/alvarez-lecture.pdf

One wonders what percentage of physicists are skeptical of the Billions Of Years Ago #BOYA frame of mind? 

 

Dr. Alvarez also ventured into Geology and was a firecracker for the #NewCatastrophism ... there was even a journal dedicated to catastrophism put out by geologist Johan Kloosterman in the late 1970's.  Philip "Pib" Burns, a programmer at Northwestern University, chronicles the rise of modern catastrophism:

 

From the middle of the nineteenth century until about 1980, most geologists and other earth scientists opposed the idea that impact events played any significant part in the history of life on earth.  In 1980, Walter and Luis Alvarez and their colleagues Frank Asaro and Helen Michel published an historic paper suggesting that an asteroid about 10 kilometers (6 miles) in diameter struck the earth sixty-five million years ago at the end of the Cretaceous. ...  If the impact site were in the ocean, a huge tsunami ("tidal waves") would rise several kilometers in height, sweeping hundreds of kilometers across the continents, sweeping away everything in their path.

 

From Is a Young Earth Possible? by Jay Hall (p. 231):

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1088860788

 

Once you adopt #Catastophism ... taking the young earth road is your next route.  YES or Young Earth Science will make a radical change to your worldview.  Are there further consequences from the age-of-the-earth controversy?  YES, indeed:

          Darwin ==> no meaning to life,

          YES ==> revealed religion (Judaism/Christianity/Islam).

Even non-theists have been converted and followed the Lord Jesus Christ (d. circa 29 AD, then rose again‼):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_converts_to_Christianity_from_nontheism

 

As Dorothy Sayers (The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club) so eloquently pointed out:

 

We are waging a war of religion. Not a civil war between adherents of the same religion, but a life-and-death struggle between Christian and pagan. ... it is a violent and irreconcilable quarrel about the nature of God and nature of man and the ultimate nature of the universe; it is a war of dogma.

 

Quoted in "Creation, the Trinity, and the Emperor Without Clothes" by Ian Hodge:

https://dl0.creation.com/articles/p085/c08526/j29_2_124-127.pdf

 

Near the end of the animated tour on cosmic rays, we hear this:

 

What a glorious opportunity to add to Man's History.  To harness these nuclear fires for Man's use.  To accept the challenge of Creation and to use the gifts God gave us to explore the grandest of all frontiers, the Universe.  For the more we know of Creation, the closer we get to the Creator.    

  -- Francis "Frank" Baxter (d. 1982, aka "Dr. Research")

 

The Strange Case of Cosmic Rays (@ 52:40 mark):

https://youtu.be/k_wt5AFjRQo

more NFO >>

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157068/

 

"That, to me, is what comedy is all about: keeping fresh and keeping current and changing with the times." -- Norm Crosby (d. 2020)

 

At that time Michael, the great prince who protects your people, will arise.  There will be a time of distress such as has not happened from the beginning of nations until then.  But at that time your people - everyone whose name is found written in the book - will be delivered. ... But you, Daniel, roll up and seal the words of the scroll until the time of the end.  Many will go here and there to increase knowledge. (Dan. 12:1,4)

 

I'd love your feedback (pro or con), see the "contact" button @ the top of my site:

https://totalyouth.us/

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