In a galaxy cluster next door, there lived an old book
eater (88 yo). This is his amazing story
...
I was born a poor small child of foreign extraction. The neighborhood kids bullied me because of my
exotic accent. My mother and father
named me Wysse Franklin. Better known as
the "book eater," I had wonderful amber eyes. Of course, the data in the books I read went
straight to my neurons.
Due to the massive knowledge dump, I became a child
prodigy (recall Flowers for Algernon). In my teens, I ate too many books and my
stomach popped. The first-aid bandage
was wound around my wound. My ulcer
developed in Ulster (Doyle anyone?).
When we left Ireland, we hung out at the #StupidTax pub on the Isle of
Man. The #StupidTax was the fave haunt
of hundreds of Davey Whammy fans.
You may think that eating books may have deleterious
health effects. Au contraire mon frere
... the consumption of the written word may lead to prebiotic, probiotic, postbiotic
and non-hypnotic reactions. I ate a book
about tortillas - I got pretty wrapped up in it. Then I ate one on sea monsters ... it was really
Kraken me up! The other day, I chewed on
The Owl and the Magician - that night
I dreamed about Houdini. I performed at
the Apollo Theater in Harlem in the 1970's.
Sims the clown walked me off the stage.
I dodged so many rotten tomatoes that I thought I ate a book of movie
reviews.
I hear y'all skeptics out there saying, "that's
impossible!" But don't forget about Rusty Curtis who bumped into a computer and became a
genius. He was a whiz at the College
Bowl competition! You may say, "that's
just Hollywood." Well, here's some real proof ...
In Vaudeville, Hadji Ali (d. 1937) would spew out of his
mouth kerosene and caused a fire to a toy house then directly after that he
would spew out water to put out the fire. [see this video @ 26:40 mark] Another regurgitater could swallow a goldfish
and a small shark and either spit out the shark first or the goldfish on demand.
Ponce de Leon looked for the Fountain of Youth in Florida
but never found it. However, when I
began eating YES - Young Earth Science and Is a Young Earth Possible?, something
strange began to happen and my gray hair disappeared and my wrinkles went flat.
It was eerie. This may remind us of The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. Dorian would trade his soul to stay forever
young, but we should never make a deal
with the Devil (Mt. 4:1-11). While the
face in Dorian's portrait turned ugly, he remained young and handsome.
So, thanks to consuming (literally) books supporting a
youthful world, although I am actually 88 years old, I don't look a day over 39
yo.
Then I looked, and I saw a hand stretched out to me. In it was a scroll, which he unrolled before
me. On both sides of it were written
words of lament and mourning and woe. And
he said to me, “Son of man, eat what is before you, eat this scroll; then go
and speak to the people of Israel.” ... Then he said to me, “Son of man, eat
this scroll I am giving you and fill your stomach with it.” So I ate it, and it tasted as sweet as honey
in my mouth. (Ez. 2:9-3:3)
Then the voice that I had heard from heaven spoke to me
once more: “Go, take the scroll that lies open in the hand of the angel who is
standing on the sea and on the land. ... Take it and eat it. It will turn your
stomach sour, but in your mouth it will be as sweet as honey.” [c.f. Ez. 3:3
above] I took the little scroll from the
angel’s hand and ate it. It tasted as
sweet as honey in my mouth, but when I had eaten it, my stomach turned sour. Then I was told, “You must prophesy again
about many peoples, nations, languages and kings.” (Rev. 10:8-11)
How sweet are your words to my taste,
sweeter than
honey to my mouth!
I gain understanding from your precepts;
therefore I
hate every wrong path. (Ps. 119:103,104)
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